We got a bunch of pumpkins from none other than Mc Grath Farms that were just sitting around so we had a pumpkin carving contest over here at Heirloom. The winner was determined by a random passerby who we bribed with a package of lasagna cupcakes. We picked ourselves a linguist because this guy gave us the translation of “pumpkin” in about nine different languages. He could’ve been making it all up on the fly, but we were all impressed nonetheless.
all photos except the cockeyed I Phone photo of lovely Kelsey whose head is chopped off: George Simian
